folks! What the hell is cowpunk?
The LSD Cowpunk was invented in a small cowshed in Germany (Frankonia)
long time ago. When we played the Ramones Song Blitzkrieg Bop
to cows, we saw them hopping and bopping and freaking out. They were
only used to listen to Country and Folk Music their whole life before.
Because the farmer was totally troubled with his rebellious cows making
us responsible for giving the cows no more milk anyway, we had to
do something. We started to play a mixture of Rock and Roll and Country
Music without having any knowledge of playing our instruments. Listening
to punk bands like The Ramones, The Lazy Cowgirls, Sloppy Seconds
etc. and of course to good old country dudes like Johnny Cash and
Hank Williams, we recognized that it is all the same. Both styles
work on barely more than three chords and good sing-a-longs. Let`s
say Jesus or Jack Daniels it`s all the same to us. Playing our songs
to his cows nearly all the time, we made them giving milk three times
as much as before. So we got the chance to make a record deal with
the farmer Crazy Jack Bengasi becoming a friend of us
and getting a real cowpunk rocker.
Nothing more to say to The Legendary Shotdowns (LSD)?
Of course: Yiiehaaa
I`don`t know, I can`t remember now and
have a good